It's been all of, oooh, at least a week since WebTwitcher's last Hoff update. Today's HoffTwitch is a very exciting announcement that the single we've all been campaigning so hard to get to number one - the musically inspired, lyrical genius of "Jump in My Car" - has turbo charged a blurry road into the charts at number five, faster than Kit after a night out on the nitrous oxide.

WebTwitcher predicts that David is destined for the number one spot, unless that pesky Paris Hilton brings out another distracting steamy video to combat the power of the Hoff's phenomenal musical abilities.

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